A Watsonia man has given his pet dog a ridiculous name so that his future children will have a wild porn star name when they grow up. As custom dictates, a person’s hypothetical porn star name is their first pet’s name followed by the name of the first street they lived on.

Due to this custom, Rick Stanley of Greenwood Drive, Watsonia, has named his puppy “Smellme” in anticipation of any future children that he and his wife might be lucky enough to have. Speaking exclusively to The Watsonia Bugle, Stanley said “me and the missus are planning on having a few kids in the next couple of years, so when we got our new pup a few weeks ago I decided to spice things up a bit for any future offspring. It sounds a bit strange yelling it out at the park, but it will pay dividends when we have kids.”

A representative from the local council said that no other dog in the area had been registered under the name of “Smellme”, but when they saw the street address they had a bit of a chuckle. The anonymous council worker said, “it was a new one, that’s for a sure! But yeah we get a few odd ones. We always keep an eye out for any good porno names.”

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