An Eltham man has stopped drinking Coronas purely because he’s too lazy to cut slices of lemon or lime each time he cracks open a new beer. While Dan Taylor enjoys the refreshing taste of a Corona with a touch of citrus, he has made the tough decision and is now standing by it. 

Speaking exclusively to The Watsonia Bugle, Taylor said, “it’s coming into summer so it’s prime time for a few Coronas but I’ve just had enough of fiddling around with knives and citrus when all I want to do is start drinking my beer. I’ve tried pre-slicing them all but it’s always hard to estimate how many beers I’ll have in a session.”

Taylor also said he’d tried drinking them without lime or lemon but that wasn’t satisfactory either. He said, “it just doesn’t taste right. I can’t explain why, but it’s just not on.”

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