In what is believed to be the first case of its kind, a packet of baby wipes has provided an even distribution of wipes during a particularly nasty nappy change. Whilst the father to whom the perfect distribution was gifted was surprised, he embraced the opportunity to change a nappy without cursing under his breath and pulling out approximately three times the amount of wipes that he actually needed.
The Watsonia father of two, Rick Graham, told The Watsonia Bugle, “It’s fair to say that it was a pleasant surprise. Normally when I go to pull one wipe out I end up with enough fabric to attach to a mast and sail the Sydney to Hobart with but, for whatever reason, this time there was just one at a time in such a wonderfully orderly manner. It was the best.”
Despite his stroke of luck, Graham made it clear that he wasn’t counting on the same fair treatment in the future. He said, “Mate, there’s no way I’m getting my hopes up for next time. I’ve changed enough nappies in the last few years to know better. I bet next time I’ll be waist-deep in sickly moist baby wipes before I’m even half way through wiping my daughter’s bum.”