A local office worker has allegedly ruined her entire day by eating what she brought for lunch before 10.30am. This morning, Rebecca Shelley happily packed her leftovers for lunch and spent most of the morning thinking about them before caving at about 10.17am and heating them up in the microwave. She then swiftly ate the entire contents of her Tupperware container, as giant pangs of guilt simultaneously washed over her and began to ruin her day.

Speaking exclusively to The Watsonia Bugle about her current predicament, Shelley said, “This is a living nightmare, I can’t believe I gave in so early. Leftovers for lunch is one of the few highlights in my otherwise dreary professional existence. It’s going to be a long afternoon.”

While Shelley also admitted that she had made this same mistake in the past, she said she felt powerless to stopping it happening again in the future. She said, “I’ve done it before, and I’ll do it again. It’s a serious problem, but whenever I tell people about it they just laugh and tell me it’s such a first world problem.”