A local office worker has allegedly ruined her entire day by eating what she brought for lunch before 10.30am. This morning, Rebecca Shelley happily made and packed a sandwich for lunch and spent most of the morning thinking about it before caving at about 10.17am and unwrapping it at her desk. She then swiftly ate the entire thing, as giant pangs of guilt simultaneously washed over her and began to ruin her day.

Speaking exclusively to The Watsonia Bugle about her current predicament, Shelley said, “This is a living nightmare, I can’t believe I gave in so early. Lunch is one of the few highlights in my otherwise dreary professional existence. It’s going to be a long afternoon.”

While Shelley also admitted that she had made this same mistake in the past, she said she felt powerless to stopping it happening again in the future. She said, “I’ve done it before, and I’ll do it again. It’s a serious problem, but whenever I tell people about it they just laugh and tell me it’s such a first world problem.”