A Watsonia man is currently being torn in two over the difficult decision of which local dining venue he should take his wife to for Valentine’s Day. Peter Jamieson is attempting to carefully weigh the pros and cons of either the Watsonia RSL or the Greensborough RSL, before hopefully making a decision no later than tomorrow morning.

Speaking exclusively to The Watsonia Bugle about his challenging conundrum, Jamieson said, “It’s really tied me in knots this one. I mean, Watsy RSL is me favourite venue in the Diamond Valley. I love it there. But the Greensy RSL has 50% off your second meal on a Thursday night. So, as you can imagine, it’s a tough decision.”

Asked whether he’d taken his wife’s dining preferences into account, Jamieson refused to confirm or deny, only replying, “Well, I guess that should be a consideration, yes. But, you know, this is one of the few times of the year when I take the reins and actually make a decision. And it’s eating me away from the inside.”