A local office worker forgot his password this morning after a few weeks of killing brain cells and enjoying life during his summer holidays. Will Nailor arrived at his desk this morning in a semi-daze wearing pants for the first time in over a fortnight and just stared at his computer screen for almost five whole minutes before conceding defeat and calling IT to admit he was a space cadet.

While IT had been busy fielding similar calls all morning, they successfully provided Nailor with access to the company database and he was able to go about his barely productive day. When contacted by The Watsonia Bugle, Nailor said, “I knew I had a good break but that was the real confirmation. When you forget your password you know you’ve done good.”

Nailor also admitted that it had been a very unproductive morning. He said, “Let’s be honest here: not much has been done. I got coffee, caught up with my barista, spoke to a few people in the office, served up some small talk, deleted some emails, read some Bugle articles, and that’s about it. Hopefully by this afternoon I will have remembered why I’m employed here. But for now, I’m really not sure.”