A local man has significantly upped his toastie game by using legit Turkish bread instead of cheap sliced bread from the supermarket. Dave Thompson made the bold move at lunch time today, impressing all in attendance at the office kitchen of his inner-city workplace.

Speaking exclusively to The Watsonia Bugle about his performance, Thompson said, “Yeah mate, most of the time I just use sliced bread like a run-of-the-mill schmuck. But I was at the supermarket last night and I thought, stuff it, I’m really gunna treat myself. It tasted so bloody good, man. Delicious. I’m not sure I’ll be able to go back to just home brand supermarket bread.”

One of Thompson’s long-time work colleagues, Rebecca Winston, was equally impressed with today’s toastie. She said, “Normally he comes in with the stock-standard sliced bread toastie. They’re servicable, but nothing beats the Turkish bread ones. To be honest, I was really proud of him today.”