
Month: February 2023
12 Posts


Local university launches “Beerconomics” subject to explain why 6-packs are more expensive than slabs

Local dork buys Bunnings trilby because he’s not man enough for wide-brimmed straw hat

Montmorency proclaimed “The safest suburb in the Diamond Valley” according to recent study

Local lothario can’t decide which RSL to take his beloved to for Valentine’s Day dinner this evening

Local scallywag tests partner’s self-determination theory in relation to purchasing own flowers

Greensborough man opines that Matchbox 20’s back catalogue deserves a hearty revisit

Dimwitted “influencers” unsure how to pose with Watsonia mural due to lack of sprawling wings

Bundoora residents petition Hollywood stars to reclaim their bowling alley from Greensborough
