
Month: December 2020
13 Posts


Local retailer claims novelty Christmas jocks work 60% of the time… every time

Local DHS employee says enquiries would’ve been made after second abandonment of Kevin McCallister

International cricket fan suddenly pretty happy about working from home today

AK Lines voted “Melbourne’s Best Local Sports Ground to View in Passing Vehicle”

Local chump starts working on cricket fundamentals before Christmas with new girlfriend’s family

Local bachelorette shifts future husband search to Watsonia Train Station

De Winton Park redevelopment set to retain iconic slant… just like at Lord’s

Local man claims fancy new servo is symptomatic of “inevitable gentrification of Watsonia”
