Dons fan requests name change from Anzac Day to “Cop a text from a Collingwood supporter day”
Roadworks on St Helena Road due to increased traffic to see famous fence
Local drunk already loitering outside IGA waiting for bottle shop to open
Local dad unaware that kids swimming lessons require compulsory group singing
Collingwood doofus preparing to be the first to yell “Go Pies” after the minute’s silence on Anzac Day
