Local masochist sits down and binge watches “Postcards” just to feel something
The “No Swimming” sign at Kalparrin Lake probably not actually necessary
Adult male performing monos on a mountain bike down Watsonia Road probably not a cool guy
COVID-19 officially replaces osteitis pubis as the most frightening medical ailment of this century
Local man claims he still holds a “fairly serious” flame for Tatiana Grigorieva
Richmond players head to Movie World to fine tune acting skills before AFL finals
Local man working from home really misses the office Dishes Fairy
Local kid asks mother what that weird thing is outside the chicken shop
