Local man uses moon landing anniversary to bemoan lack of societal progress 50 years later
Essendon fringe player becomes patron saint of local ressies footballers due to controversial fashion choice
Local Instagram “Influencer” suffers existential crisis over removal of like tally from each post
Science reveals: “Mug wine” is the pinnacle of alcohol consumption
Iconic local tile design blitzes the competition in FaceApp ageing challenge
