Nation’s sports fans again surprised AFL players not all rational thinkers
Local man claims unexpected section of Macleod is “The Peninsula of the North”
Local travel bureau launches advertising campaign to encourage Watsonia staycations
Eddie McGuire picks fight with Monty FC for similarities between football jumpers
Local man searching for new ways to broadcast he’s a wanker after Segway ceases production
Montmorency follows NSW’s lead and tells residents to avoid interacting with Melburnians
Local Essendon fan mega grateful that he’s been working from home this week
Rural man haunted by childhood resemblance to Happy Gilmore’s pre-pubescent caddy
