Local woman secretly enjoying the “delivery roulette” for online shopping items
Local grandfather staggered by recommended retail price of Havaianas
Enrolments open for “Certificate III in Dog Poo Management and Disposal” in the new academic year
Amateur meteorologist claims Watsonia currently stuck in “localised drought”
Collective “Wooooo!” rings out over Watsonia as population welcomes wine bar news
Local woman puts sugar in coffee like some kind of pathetic 13-year-old
Stuart Broad sends care package to Novak to thank him for taking the mantle as most disliked athlete in Australia right now
Local dad complains about expectations set by Bluey’s old man
The Watsonia Bugle 