Watsonia man struck by irresistible wave of sensuality every time he hears “Sway” by Bic Runga
EXCLUSIVE: Jack Ginnivan suggests novel way to beat Melbourne to Sydney flight price gouge
Local Bombers fan claims Carlton have actually gone longer without an AFL finals win
Local hooligans launch pre-season for yelling “HOWZAT?!” at park cricketers all summer
Local septuagenarian insists on calling an Esky a “Car Fridge” for some unknown reason
Tigers fanatic making sure phone battery is well charged for tonight’s local primary school play
Local man’s magpie phobia spreads into his nightmares as swooping season begins
Local man’s dire lack of “thong fitness” exposed by yesterday’s heatwave
The Watsonia Bugle 