Melbourne-based ventriloquist claims to be in career-best form this year
Local man feels rumbling in loins for annual jump onto Melbourne Storm bandwagon
Dennis Denuto contacted to challenge one-way Were Street proposal in Montmorency
Local bogan annihilates “Breakfast Beam” in preparation for Bathurst Sunday
Luke Darcy attends night school to learn true meaning of “extraordinary”
Local man says dual naming of Parma Shapes only encourages morons from north of the Murray
Local “foodie” revolutionises lunch time with BBQ Shapes toastie
Watsonia North man will simply base his local council vote on the most frontyard signs he sees
