Karen from Brighton complains that large portion of her 5km radius is under water
Local kangaroo exceeds one hour per day exercise allowance
Disenchanted footy fan dusts off copy of “Biffs, Bumps and Brawlers” to remind himself of the good old days
Local motorists name Australia’s most pointless road sign
New generation of teenagers relate to The Living End’s “Prisoner of Society”
Local man on diet walks past bakery and is tormented by smell of hot jam donuts
Local entrepreneur’s innovative face mask design rejected by health authorities
International relations between UK and Australia hit new low after mistreatment of MILO tin
