World Being told to “neck up parrot” is officially the hardest jibe to recover from April 30, 2018 — 0 Comments
World Local woman relives awkward dates in the lead up to the possible meeting between Kim Jong-un and Donald Trump April 29, 2018 — 0 Comments
World Jong-un and Trump meeting stalled while they try to choose a date and venue… just like every group of friends ever April 28, 2018 — 0 Comments
Entertainment Local man surprised to hear new episodes of The Simpsons are still being made April 27, 2018 — 0 Comments
Sport Adam Treloar hangs Anzac Medal where he would’ve hung his 2017 premiership medal April 27, 2018 — 0 Comments
Sport Dons fan requests name change from Anzac Day to “Cop a text from a Collingwood supporter day” April 26, 2018 — 0 Comments
Local Roadworks on St Helena Road due to increased traffic to see famous fence April 25, 2018 — 0 Comments
Local Local drunk already loitering outside IGA waiting for bottle shop to open April 25, 2018 — 0 Comments
Sport Collingwood doofus preparing to be the first to yell “Go Pies” after the minute’s silence on Anzac Day April 24, 2018 — 0 Comments