
Month: April 2020
31 Posts


EXCLUSIVE: Top-secret plans uncovered for “Watso 22” festival

Montmorency usurps Watsonia to supposedly become Melbourne’s best suburb

Local male loofah-user chooses black in vain attempt to retain final shred of manliness

Local dad so desperate for family outing he even misses dinosaur park at Greensy Plaza

Local shopper devastated that neither Doritos or CCs were on special

Bold proposal submitted to build oversized wine cask on Watsonia Road

Local man oblivious to Paul Kelly’s full discography outside of greatest hits album

BREAKING: Alanis Morissette set to add extra line to her hit song “Ironic”
