“I’m going to sit here and enjoy the view of these giant powerline towers” said nobody ever
Local motorist genuinely unsure whether he can drive through red light after getting green light
Local man yearns for former no fuss toilet block whilst trying not to piss himself on Watsonia Road
Genius town square designer clearly forgot to include fence when installing playground next to busy road
Local Bombers fan prepares to celebrate memorable season by bracing for two losses in the final round of 2025
EXCLUSIVE: Poorly hidden clue reveals surprise new town square feature
Local community thrilled with elongated process to build something they never wanted in the first place
Police helicopter pilot expresses jealousy at headlines created by falling space junk
The Watsonia Bugle 