The Diamond Valley’s most iconic tile design has seemingly blitzed the opposition in the FaceApp ageing challenge that is currently sweeping across the globe. The online challenge centres around the use of an app that automatically ages the face of a person in a photo, and is gaining some serious traction as people all over the world clamour to see what they’ll look like in 10, 20 or 30 years.

The design, which features prominently throughout Greensborough Plaza, is now claiming that it is ageless, taking to Instagram earlier today to challenge other tile patterns to age more glamorously than it has. A source close to the tile design told The Watsonia Bugle, “When you trace it all the way back to when the design was first chosen, the managers at Greensy Plaza wanted something that was timeless. And silly little online phenomenons like this FaceApp thing just prove that. That design has stood the test of time, and it ain’t going anywhere any time soon.”

Meanwhile, the design itself said, “That’s why I’m the most iconic tiling job in the Diamond Valley, mate. Age does not weary me. You could set your flaming watch to my precision and elegance, I’m a local legend.”