A Watsonia man who uses his phone while sitting on the toilet insists that he’s proof that men can do two things at once. Grant Hildebrand unashamedly uses his smartphone while doing number twos on the toilet and believes that simultaneously performing these two tasks is the perfect example of being able to multi-task.

Speaking to The Watsonia Bugle about his claims, Hildebrand said, “Chicks are always going on about how men can’t do two things at once, but they don’t know what they’re talking about! I can be on the can attending to business while also checking my emails, sending messages to friends, and catching up on my Facebook feed. I’m the ultimate multi-tasker!”

When quizzed on the hygiene issues associated with his unique form of multi-tasking, Hildebrand just said, “Haven’t you read them studies about toilet seats being cleaner than your average door handle or dinner plate? It’s no big deal mate. I’m so attached to using my phone while pooing that I pretty much cannot poop unless I have me phone in me hand. Seriously.”

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