A local man has had his day significantly boosted by the presence of a generous smattering of seasoning on his handful of BBQ Shapes. Chris Parnell was having an otherwise disappointing day earlier today until his workmate passed around a box of BBQ Shapes and Parnell plucked out a big handful of generously seasoned shapes, causing a big grin to spread across his face and sparking a significant improvement in his day.

Speaking exclusively to The Watsonia Bugle, Parnell said, “Yeah mate, my day was going downhill fast until those Shapes came up trumps. I’d missed my train, my coffee guy got my order wrong, customers were calling and complaining about everything. But then Jim pulled out a box of Barbie Shapes at morning tea and things really improved.”

Parnell said that the mental boost his generous smattering of seasoning on his handful of shapes carried him on a wave of positive vibes for the rest of the day. He said, “It just turned things around completely. Lunch was great, then the missus texted and suggested we get takeaway pizza for dinner, have a few beers, and then Netflix and chill… if you know what I mean. It was tops!”

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