A local dad claims he was pleased with the cleanliness of the breakfast service at his house this morning. While Brad Neville spent almost 10 minutes cleaning up the aftermath of breakfast for his three young children, he insisted that he was happy with the way it went.

Speaking to The Watsonia Bugle after the incident, Neville said, “Look, it’s never great, and picking up individual and soggy rice bubbles is never fun, but today was actually a decent result. My expectations have changed considerably since when we first had kids.”

While Neville continued to insist that he was happy with this morning’s proceedings, his wife Sharon suggested that wasn’t entirely the case. She said, “He said he was happy with it? What a load of rubbish. All I heard from him this morning was complaints about the way the kids manage to spread toast crusts and cereal pieces all over the house.”