A local porridge has finally proved the theory that light milk is basically just water, after suggesting that the two beverages are essentially interchangeable. The instructions on the porridge (seen above) clearly state that you can use either water or skim milk, it doesn’t really matter, because they are the same thing.
Local breakfast enthusiast Darren McNelson made the discovery earlier this week, quickly alerting The Watsonia Bugle about his ground-breaking development. McNelson said, “I’d always kind of suspected that they were the same thing, but this proves it once and for all. And who would’ve thought a humble box of porridge would become the ultimate myth buster. Pretty cool isn’t it?”