Watsonia man Cameron Reynolds has alienated himself from friends after claiming that shower beers are overrated. This position goes against the current trend, both online and in person, of promoting the virtues of drinking a beer whilst in the shower.

Reynolds has been shocked by the reaction of his mates, but felt he could not stay silent any longer. He told The Watsonia Bugle, “I’d been listening to these jerks go on and on about how good shower beers are and I just couldn’t take it any longer. The steam messes with the aromas, water gets into the beer, and slippery soap hands make it hard to grip the can or bottle.”

However, Reynolds did concede that in a communal showering environment a beer could enhance the experience. He said, “Maybe after a game of footy in the showers with the boys it would be alright. But, that said, I spend most of those experiences trying to shield my barely adequate package from full view. Throwing a beer into that situation would just complicate things.”