A recent Instagram post from golfing icon Greg Norman has revealed that the Driver is not the only long shaft The Great White Shark has access to. Simply captioned “A man and his dog on a Sunday”, and depicting Norman walking topless along the beach near his home in Florida, the post has drawn attention for all the wrong reasons – or all the right reasons depending on your definition of marketing.
Norman made a name for himself during the 80s and 90s for his proficiency with a golf club – eventually earning an induction into the World Golf Hall of Fame in 2001 – and has built a successful business empire off the back of his high profile. However, attention is now on a shaft in Norman’s possession that won’t be found in his golf bag, with multiple commenters on the recent social media post pointing out the ominous outline lingering in his shorts. Yes, it seems the Shark works with a decent piece of pipe in the bedroom, as well as on the golf course.
A notorious self-promoter, Norman often uses social media to share shirtless images of his toned physique, so many savvy observers wouldn’t be surprised if this latest image wasn’t posted entirely by accident. However, initial investigations have failed to confirm whether Norman went as far as to work a bit of blood into his package prior to the image’s capture. Regardless of those details, it has been widely questioned whether a 65-year-old man should be as avid a supporter of the “No Undie Sundee” philosophy. But, as they say in the classics: if you’ve got it, flaunt it.