A Greensborough woman has made some very controversial comments after she shared a box of Favourites chocolates with some friends last night. With the majority of the box consumed, Belinda Millicent told friends that Moro bars were vastly superior to Mars bars, must to the chagrin of her friends.

Despite the negative feedback, Millicent doubled down on her position when contacted by The Watsonia Bugle for comment this morning, boldly saying, “Moro is so much better than Mars, we shouldn’t even be having this conversation. I mean, it’s 2022. Surely the days of blind brand loyalty are long gone. We have so many options available in life now, so why stick to the same old tired roads.”

However, an anonymous friend says she’s reconsidering her friendship with Millicent, suggesting the preference for Moro could have wider implications. The friend said, “It just really makes me question everything about her. I mean, even Cadbury know the Moro is no good. Why else do you think they never put its picture on the front of the Favourites box? So, if she’s willing to opt for second best when it comes to chocolate bars, what does that say about her choosing me as a friend? Am I a B Grade option? This has given me a lot to think about.”