The absence of used by dates on tuna tins has led Greensborough man, Greg Salisbury, to declare them indestructible. Speaking exclusively to The Watsonia Bugle this week, Salisbury said he searched the tins from multiple brands and couldn’t find a used by date anywhere. 

According to Salisbury, “they must be bloody indestructible mate, I can’t think of any other explanation. And as for the oil they put in there, it must be some kind of miracle juice, preserving the tuna for years and years.” 

Salisbury then trailed off into some kind of business idea around using the oil from inside tuna tins as an anti-ageing beauty product. He said, “it’d sell like hot cakes, especially with those botox queens in Toorak and that. Half of them look like a bloody tuna already, what with the lip injections and botox treatments, so I’m sure you could come up with a cool name for the product.”