A lazy Watsonia man has admitted to friends that while he definitely prefers KFC, he regularly eats Red Rooster because they deliver to his house. Dave Brennan made the stark admission to friends at work on Monday after spending yet another Sunday lying on his couch being hungover.

When we spoke to Brennan yesterday he admitted being slightly ashamed at his laziness, but simply said, “you’ve gotta do what you’ve gotta do”. After we quizzed him further on that statement, he said “well, I like to binge drink with the best of them, so Sundays are often spent hungover on my couch, tragically housebound as I fear getting vertical will cause vomiting.

“So when Red Rooster started offering home delivery I was right onto it. We all know KFC is better, but you can’t beat having it delivered to your doorstep. That might be lazy by me, but that’s what I mean by you’ve gotta do what you’ve gotta do.”