Shares in businesses that manufacture sunscreen have reportedly spiked after the news that two local rangas are expecting twins. Trent and Belinda Fraser made the announcement on Facebook over the weekend, and it seems traders went hard on sunscreen stocks first thing Monday morning in anticipation of increased demand for the product within the next 12 months.

While both Belinda and Trent have purchased their fair share of sunscreen over the years, the combined paleness of their offspring, plus the fact they’re having twins, has sent traders into a spin. Banana Boat insiders even suggested that they might have to build a new factory to meet the increased demand on 50+ sunscreen.

The ripple effect of their announcement has shocked even the Frasers, telling The Watsonia Bugle, “We just wanted to share the good news with our friends and relatives, we didn’t realise this would have a global impact on the stock market. Our friends will be merciless about this.”

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