A local man has feigned interest in today’s announcement that Scott Morrison will now be the Prime Minister of our nation. Daniel Carberry sat through the lunch break at his inner city office as people far more interested in the politics than him oohed and aahed about the latest development in Canberra.

Speaking exclusively to The Watsonia Bugle, Carberry said, “So we’ve got a new PM, but I don’t really care. Same shit, different smell if you ask me. The only real use I have with that info is when I go to pub trivia next Wednesday night. Otherwise, I could take it or leave it.”

When quizzed about his political indifference, Carberry said, “I know, I know, I should take an interest in it all, I really should. And I’ve tried in the past. But, to be totally honest, it’s just a waste of my time an energy. Footy finals are just around the corner, and some Collingwood player has been done for getting on the powder, so I actually much rather talk about that.”