Delighted by the recent return of the giant dancing coffee cup to the side of Greensborough Highway, a local motorist has declared the second coming as an “early Christmas miracle”. As reported extensively by The Watsonia Bugle, the dancing coffee cup is a significant Diamond Valley icon, so much so that it was believed to be included as one of the playing pieces in the proposal for a Monolopy edition created in honour of our local area.

First rising to prominence for the reportedly high levels of job satisfaction enjoyed by the oversized flat white, regular commuters have recently had their mornings significantly darkened by the absence of the joyous roadside character. However, recent reports from the scene indicate that the mega takeaway cup has returned, with Helen Bronson telling The Watsonia Bugle, “It’s an early Christmas miracle! Just what the people need while life gets a bit more hectic and busy. I’m back tooting that delicious big cup every morning. It brings true joy to my life.”