A local boozehound has controversially considered purchasing a shower chair in preparation for his next really nasty hangover. Nathan Bradbury spotted the convenient chairs during a recent trip to the hardware store, pausing for a moment to consider the potentially hangover slaying benefits of the waterproof piece of furniture.
While Bradbury didn’t actually purchase the item, he claims that it’s in the back of his mind and he can’t rule out a future purchase. Speaking to The Watsonia Bugle, Bradbury said, “I can see the benefit of such an apparatus, that’s for sure. When you really get on the turps, the simple act of standing upright the next day can be quite challenging. I know these things are designed for older people, or those with impairments to their lower limbs, but that doesn’t mean I can’t get one.”
When asked how exactly the chair would assist in the management of his next life-altering hangover, Bradbury said, “Sometimes it’s nice to just sit there in the shower for 10 to 15 minutes and let the water wash away the immense shame and regret. It’s not too much to ask is it?”