A local couple has attended the home of some friends without calling first… like a pair of bloody axe-murdering psychopaths. Darren and Karen Jones executed the unannounced drop-in last night, leaving their friends shaken and no longer feeling safe in their own home.

The friends, Tim and Dani Nelson, managed to speak to The Watsonia Bugle today after a restless night’s sleep and genuine concerns about nightfall this evening. Dani said, “We just couldn’t believe it. I mean, who does the drop-in these days without calling first or, at the very least, sending a quick text message? I almost fell off the couch when I heard their knock on our front door. I thought it was the police.”

Despite the genuine state of fear that he put his friends into, Darren remained unrepentant this afternoon. He said, “Mate, I don’t know what they’re talking about. The unannounced drop-in is a lost art, and there should be more of ‘em if you ask me. Society has gone bloody so soft. It’s a joke, mate.”

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