An unnamed toy shop is currently attempting to sell cross-species animal orgy packs, leaving parents concerned and children confused. The packs, which feature a buffalo, horse and sheep all piled on top of each other in a semi-intimate pose have drawn criticism from some shoppers, while others have quickly taken a photo and written about it for their semi-notable online newspapers in a desperate attempt to get more clicks.

One concerned customer in the store, who requested strict anonymity, told The Watsonia Bugle, “It’s quite outrageous isn’t it? I mean, surely they could’ve put those figurines into the packet a little differently. I’m all for nature taking its course, but those three animals are not designed to interact in such a manner.”

All calls made to the manufacturers had been ignored at the time of publishing this article, leaving us to merely speculate at the reasons for the unconventional packing of the set.

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