A Greensborough man has openly questioned “Where do they find these people?” after watching about 10 minutes of an episode of Married at First Sight (MAFS) last night. Damian Leonard sat on the couch at home for a quick look at the show that seemingly everyone at his workplace has been talking about, but tapped out after a short time due to his declining faith in the future of humanity.

Speaking to The Watsonia Bugle about his ordeal, Leonard said, “Mate, I’m telling ya, where do they find half these weirdos, they’re all off their heads! I know it would make for boring TV if they just chose normal people, but where do they find these people? I do not want to come across any of these complicated reptiles in my day-to-day life, that’s for sure.”

Asked whether he’d consider re-watching some of the popular series, Leonard said, “Not in a million years. I think a little part inside of me died during those 10 minutes. You know the part inside you that retains just a modicum of hope for our future generations? Yeah, that part of me is now dead.”