A Watsonia man has told friends that he’s considering embracing full-blown alcoholism after drinking every day for past two weeks. Cameron Blake made the suggestion earlier this afternoon on the group chat after estimating that he had bashed out close to 20 consecutive days on the turps.

Speaking exclusively to The Watsonia Bugle, Blake said, “It’s been pretty big man. I honestly can’t remember me last AFD [Alcohol Free Day], but it was at least two weeks ago, maybe three. My body just seems to have adjusted. I get the shakes around 11am each day, but once I crack a beer all is well again.”

Despite this adaptation, Blake says this week’s return to work will be a challenging experience. He said, “I’m not really sure how it will go. I mean, I’m working from home, so can probably still have a few arvo beers at me desk each day, but that’s not very professional is it? That said, it’s summer, the Big Bash is on, Sydney Test starts tomozza, so I might as well just delve into some proper alcoholism. Summer is the season for drinking. And before you know it, it’ll be Easter, so I need to head into that four-day session with a reasonable amount of piss fitness behind me.”

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