In what’s already been a big week for new tourist attractions in Watsonia, it’s been confirmed that the tilted bus stop just off Watsonia Road has been attracting new visitors to the area. Official data uncovered by The Watsonia Bugle has confirmed that both foot and road traffic has increased in the Watsonia CBD since the bus shelter took on its unusual appearance a few weeks ago.

Whispers are now spreading that locals don’t want the potentially dangerous defect to be repaired, with some saying it should be a permanent feature in our suburb’s fancy new town square. One anonymous local said, “Mate, that thing is mint. I’ve been telling all me friends and that. They think it’s a bloody pisser!”

Meanwhile, not all locals are as enamoured with the installation. One self-described “passionate binge drinker” said the bus stop was confusing him on a regular basis. He said, “Bloody hell, mate, that thing is tripping me out. I saw it the other day after a big night out and thought I was still munted! I’d hate to see it on me stumble home from the RSL after a few too many pots. It’d probably look upright! Haha.”