Month: March 2020
39 Posts
Footy commentator references Pendlebury’s basketball background while reporting on “flu-like symptoms”
Local sweet tooth quotes JFK to explain why he cuts custard carton open to lick the insides
Salt and vinegar chip enthusiast misconstrues coronavirus prevention advice
Local man finally takes coronavirus seriously after postponement of mid-week basketball
Local drunk endures nervous scroll through call history after big night out
More interest in “yellow lids” than actual cricket in upcoming ODIs between Australia and New Zealand
Watsonia locals patiently wait for first Uber bike abandonment in their suburb
We’ve done it! Watsonia makes podium for “Most Popular Suburb in Australia”