Month: March 2020
39 Posts
Local genius circumvents four-pack toilet paper limit with elaborate disguise
Reformed climate change sceptic claims extinction of dinosaurs is proof that climate change “isn’t always a bad thing”
BREAKING: Conspiracy theory arises over true origin of big rush to buy toilet paper
Local husband somehow in trouble with wife for politely informing her that he can’t hear her from other side of house
Outer suburbanite endures mildly terrifying walk down Smith Street in broad daylight
Captain of mid-week social sports team claims role has prematurely aged him
Local sauce enthusiast cuts out the middle man by attaching nozzle to 2-litre bottle