Tag: people
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Self-ordained “Diamond Valley Celebrity” says everyone knows who she is
Local woman concerned her “Resting Bitch Face” is getting out of practice
Delusional local man buys what golf pro says about potential in his swing
Local man searching for new ways to broadcast he’s a wanker after Segway ceases production
Local mid-week basketballer pretty keen for resumption after watching “The Last Dance”
Local close talker concerned that people can’t hear him from 1.5 metres away
Local man counteracts shame of saying no to charity muggers by “champing” them
EXCLUSIVE: Local man who always says “I was born ready” wasn’t actually born ready
The Watsonia Bugle 