Month: February 2023
12 Posts
Local university launches “Beerconomics” subject to explain why 6-packs are more expensive than slabs
Local dork buys Bunnings trilby because he’s not man enough for wide-brimmed straw hat
Montmorency proclaimed “The safest suburb in the Diamond Valley” according to recent study
Local lothario can’t decide which RSL to take his beloved to for Valentine’s Day dinner this evening
Local scallywag tests partner’s self-determination theory in relation to purchasing own flowers
Greensborough man opines that Matchbox 20’s back catalogue deserves a hearty revisit
Dimwitted “influencers” unsure how to pose with Watsonia mural due to lack of sprawling wings
Bundoora residents petition Hollywood stars to reclaim their bowling alley from Greensborough