Local

For the eighth time in six months a local wife tells husband last night was the drunkest she’s ever seen him

January 3, 2020 — 0 Comments

health

Abandoned $5 note in local urinal poses curious moral dilemma

December 22, 2019 — 0 Comments

Entertainment

Impending closure of newsagent rekindles hope amongst drunks lusting after local wine bar

December 17, 2019 — 0 Comments

fashion

Local man at train station this morning was clearly heading to work Christmas party

December 13, 2019 — 0 Comments

World

Local man boldly claims that shower beers are overrated

December 12, 2019 — 0 Comments

Local

Callous Victorian brewer brutally snubs wonderful Watsonia

November 17, 2019 — 0 Comments

parenting

Hungover dad passes out in the Butterfly House at Melbourne Zoo

November 10, 2019 — 0 Comments

Dining

Are Mars hinting at a delicious Jim Beam collaboration?

November 1, 2019 — 0 Comments

Dining

Watsonia man struck by fierce desire to eat heavily processed lamb meat after drinking in the city

October 12, 2019 — 0 Comments

Local

Local man’s bold attempt to walk through Maccas drive thru thwarted by bureaucracy

September 29, 2019 — 0 Comments