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Dons fan requests name change from Anzac Day to “Cop a text from a Collingwood supporter day”
Roadworks on St Helena Road due to increased traffic to see famous fence
Local drunk already loitering outside IGA waiting for bottle shop to open
Collingwood doofus preparing to be the first to yell “Go Pies” after the minute’s silence on Anzac Day
Fairfield resident looking forward to suburb worth of people moving into a two-block radius
Melbournian sits quietly while rural mates tear shreds off his hometown
Toyota drivers voted most likely to have straw hat sitting on back ledge of their car
Missing person report lodged for giant coffee cup dude